Sunday, July 17, 2016

Funnies

From Drake:

"Mom, I really enjoy pooping, because I can relax in peace."

"Get out of my head mom, I was thinking the same thing!"

I wasn't singing loud enough for him so he told me, "Come on girl, sing it!"

From Lincoln:

When we were at the lake, Cleve escorted Lincoln to the bathroom while I was watching the other kids. Lincoln changed into his swimsuit in a stall, and when he came out he handed Cleve his clothes and said, "Bro, can you hold these, no one likes wet undies."

We had the missionaries over for dinner and they read a scripture about affliction. Lincoln asked what that meant and the elder explained it as having to go through something that is hard. Lincoln said, "I know something hard we have to go through...a door." There was silence, because we weren't sure if he understood and then he said, "It was a joke!"



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